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soubresauts:

Alright, I HATE posts like these. HATE them. Like wow, you’re really cute, you took a part of the song that was the easiest part to write while ignoring the actual verses. 

Who’s cooler than this, witch,
Maneuver then dip, hip like the ruger - this clip,
Bitches Zooted and Sipped, I’m Suited And Zipped.
Make a move or get skipped, sis ya “who it,” and hit,
Like, who is this bitch?
Who was fooding this fish?
Let ya hoof n’ it slip, I’ll swoop in and split.
Take two of this tit… D-do-do-dit dit
Keep Grooving this bitch, like ya new with this pip!

Stay true to this shit,
Mackin’ moves in this bitch, whitey hoot for this sis.
If these n——- is rich, if these n——- insist,
I’ma dig ‘em and dip - take a whiff of this mist.
I’m used to this chip.
Spit ya fluidest, - bitch n——, you could get bent.
Remov-ed and Spent…
I’m a shoe in this shit shaker, you was just tricked…
Perusing his dick

Also, writing a song isn’t JUST writing the lyrics, it’s coming up with a rhythm, background, melody, sound effects, and a myriad of other things. Plus, you don’t just write a song and go “There, it’s done.” You write drafts. You change stuff. You test different ideas out. Like jesus christ, stop being such an elitist. Azealia is a queen. Stop hating. 

(Quelle: nnicckyy)

royal-knights:

This is Satoru Iwata. Now, most know him as the president of Nintendo, but guess what? He didn’t start out as a pencil-pusher, noooooo. This guy is a programming badass. Some of his feats include:

1. Programming Earthbound from scratch. This was a game where the original coding was a mess. But Iwata don’t care. Iwata don’t give a shit. He just completely did over the game and managed to make it work.

2. He ported the battle code of Pokemon Stadium to the Nintendo 64, WITHOUT ANY REFERENCE DOCUMENTS.

3. You know Gold and Silver? The most popular Pokemon games ever? Since Gamefreak was still kind of noobish, they managed to fill the cartridge with just Johto. What does Iwata do? He compressed it enough for them to fit Kanto in. That’s right - this mofo compressed an entire game down when the developers couldn’t figure out how to make it work. Iwata don’t care! Iwata doesn’t give a shit!

So, yeah. Between Sakurai, Miyamoto, Masuda, Tajiri, and Iwata, Nintendo is pretty much run by programming badasses.

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